| Scotto |
| Scotto must have committed some heinous abominations in a past life. He has lived in New Jersey for most of his current life with the exception of a brief stint on the Gulf Coast in Mississippi (seriously, this is not a Katrina joke, he once lived there in the late 1980’s.) He also has the problem of people not knowing when he is joking and when he is not. This has made his career in education difficult as well (again, not a joke, he’s really an English teacher.) He has been an actor, a teacher, a salesman, a marketer, a public relations guru, a cook, a poet, Secretary General of the United Nations (ok, that was a joke, you may laugh now,) and of course a college radio personality. He liked the latter so much, he has decided to become an internet radio personality. “FCC? We don’ need no stinkin’ FCC!” |
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| Uncle John |
| Already a skilled musician, audio engineer, writer, Photoshop artist and web designer John H. Maloney now adds internet broadcast
co-host to his impressive list of accomplishments. In addition to being the saner half of the Tuesday Afternoon Show team,
he also records, mixes and edits each episode, arranged, performed and recorded the show's theme music and acts as webmaster designing, hosting and maintaining the show's website.
John is also the founder of the Independent Artist's Resource Center(artistresources.org).
You can find out more about John by visiting johnhmaloney.com. |
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| Characters |
| Mel (Scott) |
| Our first character. The proprietor of Mel's Meat Market who's always accompanied by his faithful ass. |
| Thog (John) |
| The caveman who invented the wheel who was unearthed, thawed and taught english by Scotto and Uncle John. Thog can be a little arrogant about his invention and his scientific knowledge and has no reservations about reminding people who he is.. |
| Scoutmaster Steve (Scott) |
| Our intrepid field reporter and outdoorsman. Always prepared for any adventure, unless it involves saying words that have the letter s in them. |
| Johnnie Johnson (John) |
| Jamaican bubble wrap salesman and all around commercial pitch man. |
| Billy Bob Barnegat (Scott) |
| Southern ... very southern. |
| Bob Chase (John) |
| Experienced and esteemed broadcast personality who's incapable of exhibiting any emotion in his voice. |
| The British Actor who's name has not been made up yet (Scott) |
| Shakespearian trained actor who can't seem to find any work worthy of his talent. |
| Chaz (John) |
| Dude, like ... dude. |
| Casey The Crab (Scott) |
| Cute animated commercial representation of something completely disgusting. |
| George Takei (Scott) |
| Mr. Sulu himself ... or at least our version of him. |
| The Ghost of William Shatner (Scott) |
| He's not dead. |
| Prof. Stephen Hawking (N/A) |
| One of the greatest scientific minds of all time. Always ready for a black hole to spring from nowhere. |
| Vinnie Baddabing (Scott) |
| What are you fuckin' sayin' about him? |
| Wilbur Smith (John) |
| A damn old damn man. |
| Ozzy Osbourne (Scott) |
| The Prince of fucking darkness. Bagel clock skyscraper tuna book, right? |
| Harvey Shysterberg (John) |
| Just your basic ambulance chaser. |
| Yoda (Scott) |
| Venerable Jedi master. |
| Rick Stryker (John) |
| Pyromaniacal Aussie cooking show host. |
| Abraham (John) |
| He's always getting one. |
